My wife works in the radiology department. Private patients always want the chief surgeon and the chief radiologist. Private patients get Dr. Russ. Russ is a doctor of divinity, not medicine, but the patients don't know that. What they don't know won't kill them any faster than what they've got anyway. Dr. Russ always gives them 150 Gray, to make sure they get their money's worth. We call him 'Dr. Toaster'. God help them, is Dr. Russ's motto. If the patients make trouble, they get an enema too and Dr. Russ tells them it's contrast medium.

Below: Dr. Russ performs a situs inversus reversus operation using only local anesthesia. Unfortunately for the patient, the location is somewhere else. Dr. Russ sports scream-cancelling headphones by Sennheiser.