Even More Do Not Obey This Sign!

Our name says it all.

Check the Yellow Pages for your nearest Mutant.

Believe it or not, they actually have a museum.

Cafe de Sade: They whip more than your cream.

Meeow?

Also, the river is full of electric eels.

Wow, complete barf, gluten free! 100% natural. Woof woof.

I asked if they had Elton John, Wayne Newton, Quentin Crisp, or Liberace. Sorry, sold out.